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The 9–5 is a scam.

Products for people professionally pretending to care.

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WHY CORPORATE BURNOUT

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ORIGINAL DESIGNS

Every design is made in-house. No generic templates.

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PREMIUM QUALITY

Soft, durable materials that hold up wash after wash.

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We deliver everywhere. No exceptions.

30-DAY RETURNS

Not happy? We make it right. No questions asked.

OUR STORY

We didn't set out to build a brand.
We set out to survive the workweek.

It started at 11pm on a Tuesday. Another email. Another meeting scheduled to discuss the meeting. So we made a mug. Then a shirt. Then a sticker.

Corporate Burnout exists for everyone who has ever nodded on a Zoom call while muted and mentally somewhere else entirely.

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THE LOOK

The office never looked this honest.

The office never looked this honest.

Survival mode: activated.

Survival mode: activated.

Remote. Untamed. Unbothered.

Remote. Untamed. Unbothered.

MOST WANTED

The products your HR department doesn't want you to have.

Your job pays the bills.

Our products document the damage.

Since 2024 Made for the professionally exhausted Ships worldwide

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