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A relaxed, durable tee that carries a sharp, sarcastic message for anyone who’s spent their fair share of hours in pointless meetings. The soft, midweight cotton feels familiar the moment you put it on — breathable enough for long days at the desk, sturdy enough to keep its shape after many washes. The bold hand-lettered graphic sits center chest in crisp, high-contrast print for instant attitude without shouting. Wear it to nudge coworkers with a wink, to lighten the mood during a long workday, or as part of a casual weekend rotation when you want comfort and a little truth. Ethically sourced materials and reliable construction mean this shirt performs as well as its message.
Product features
- Midweight 100% cotton (solid colors) — breathable, durable (5.3 oz/yd²).
- Tubular knit with no side seams for cleaner drape and less waste.
- Dual printing: DTF for sleeves/labels and DTG for main graphic for sharp, detailed print.
- Ribbed collar, shoulder tape, and tear-away label for comfort and long-lasting shape.
- OEKO-TEX® STANDARD 100 certified; ethically sourced US cotton and EU 2-year warranty.
Care instructions
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: low heat
Product features
- Midweight 100% cotton (solid colors) — breathable, durable (5.3 oz/yd²).
- Tubular knit with no side seams for cleaner drape and less waste.
- Dual printing: DTF for sleeves/labels and DTG for main graphic for sharp, detailed print.
- Ribbed collar, shoulder tape, and tear-away label for comfort and long-lasting shape.
- OEKO-TEX® STANDARD 100 certified; ethically sourced US cotton and EU 2-year warranty.
Care instructions
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: low heat
Product information: Gildan 5000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Nicaragua
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean
Premium unisex tee (Bella+Canvas 3001). 100% combed ringspun cotton. Soft, lightweight, pre-shrunk.
| Size | Chest (in) | Length (in) |
|---|---|---|
| S | 34–36 | 28 |
| M | 38–40 | 29 |
| L | 42–44 | 30 |
| XL | 46–48 | 31 |
| 2XL | 50–52 | 32 |
Measurements are approximate — replace with the final Printify spec before launch.
Ships within 3–7 business days.
Produced and shipped by our POD partner.
International shipping available.
We accept returns within 30 days.
Item must be unused and in original condition.
Contact us to initiate a return.
