FAQ

Questions? We’ve Got Answers (No Meeting Required)

ORDERS & PRODUCTS

Is this real merch, or just a joke?

Both. The products are 100% real, high-quality, and built to last. The burnout is also 100% real.

Do you print on demand?

Yes. Every item is made after you order it — which means a slightly longer wait, but way less waste. Fast fashion this is not.

Can I customize my order?

Currently our designs are fixed, but we’re always working on new drops. Got an idea? Tell us — we’re listening.

SHIPPING

How long does shipping take?

Orders are processed within 3–7 business days, then shipped. Delivery typically takes an additional 7–14 business days depending on your location.

Do you ship internationally?

Yes — we ship worldwide.

How much is shipping?

Free on all orders over $50. Standard rates apply below that, calculated at checkout.

Can I track my order?

Yes. You’ll get a tracking number by email once your order ships. You can also check status on our Track Your Order page.

RETURNS & ISSUES

What if my item arrives damaged?

Email us with a photo and your order number, and we’ll make it right — no return-to-sender drama.

Can I return or exchange something?

Yes, within 30 days of delivery, as long as it’s unworn and unwashed. Full details on our Return Policy page.

What if I ordered the wrong size?

Reach out through our Contact page and we’ll help sort an exchange.

STILL STUCK?

Contact us directly — we typically respond within 1–2 business days. Faster than most performance reviews.