{"product_id":"professionally-exhausted-since-monday-t-shirt","title":"Professionally Exhausted Since Monday T-Shirt","description":"A comfortable, no-frills tee that speaks for anyone running on fumes. Bold white lettering reads “Professionally Exhausted Since Monday,” a deadpan badge of honor for long workweeks, late nights, and coffee-fueled mornings. The soft, midweight cotton sits relaxed on the shoulders and keeps shape thanks to a ribbed collar and shoulder tape. Wear it to low-key meetups, remote work days, or lazy weekends — it settles easily into a wardrobe that values honesty and humor over pretense. The graphic has a slightly distressed, screen-printed look that feels lived-in and familiar, while the tear-away label ensures scratch-free comfort. This shirt pairs with worn-in jeans, hoodies, or flannel for an effortlessly real vibe.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- 100% cotton solid colors; midweight 180 g\/m² fabric for year-round comfort\u003cbr\u003e- Tubular knit (no side seams) with ribbed collar and shoulder tape for durability and shape retention\u003cbr\u003e- Dual printing methods: DTF for sleeves\/inner label and DTG for main graphic — crisp, detailed print\u003cbr\u003e- Tear-away label for itch-free wear; classic relaxed fit with crew neckline\u003cbr\u003e- OEKO-TEX® STANDARD 100 certified; ethically sourced US cotton and compliant with safety standards\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed\u003cbr\u003e- Do not iron\u003cbr\u003e- Do not dryclean\u003cbr\u003e- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)\u003cbr\u003e- Tumble dry: low heat\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eProduct information\u003c\/strong\u003e: Gildan 5000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999\/44\/EC\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWarnings, Hazard\u003c\/strong\u003e: For adults, Made in Nicaragua\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCare instructions\u003c\/strong\u003e: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"S \/ Black","offer_id":48051307217027,"sku":"11830601182628390121","price":25.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Black","offer_id":48051307249795,"sku":"23275983714649325227","price":25.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Black","offer_id":48051307282563,"sku":"25566247512645024104","price":25.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Black","offer_id":48051307315331,"sku":"23923332465714832861","price":25.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Black","offer_id":48051307348099,"sku":"24190852862945867713","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Black","offer_id":48051307380867,"sku":"32271999403196868001","price":27.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL \/ Black","offer_id":48051307413635,"sku":"15679491094081441790","price":27.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"5XL \/ Black","offer_id":48051307446403,"sku":"82909432544306378267","price":27.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0742\/2004\/4419\/files\/10226560292007834501_2048.jpg?v=1788255222","url":"https:\/\/vantageorigin.com\/products\/professionally-exhausted-since-monday-t-shirt","provider":"Corporate Burnout","version":"1.0","type":"link"}